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Phil Lancaster

GOOD NEWSS. I guess the US ambassador to Uganda missed the elementary school class that would have taught him how to spell "news". Maybe that's why Billy Popp got such a shit job.

United States Ambassador to Uganda


Attention: Beneficiary,

I am Ambassador William W. Popp,United States ambassador to the  Uganda Republic. I shall be coming to your country for an official meeting and I shall be bringing your ATM Master Card that contains $10.5m along with me, but this time I will not go through Custom because as United States Ambassador to Uganda, I am a US GOVERNMENT AGENT and I have the veto power to go through Custom. As soon as I am through with my meeting I shall then proceed to your registered home address with your ATM Master Card Fund.

I am convinced 100% that you have had bitter experiences with various scammers claiming to be high government officials and thereby defrauding you of your 'hard-earned  money'. The activities of these scam has changed your perspective about conducting business on the internet, and you now believe there is no genuine business that can be conducted on the internet. Well, I am an American and the internet was created by  Americans for the purpose of creating awareness for your products/services and conducting genuine business with  ease. I am fully committed to deliver the "ATM Master Card." To you at your doorstep within 48hours in  order to differentiate myself from the many African Countrys and other government officials you have  dealt with.

I am a full citizen of the United States, but I was on a Foreign Mission here in Uganda Republic as a US Ambassador.  Hence, I am making every effort to ensure that no citizen of the United States and other parts of the world is cheated. Therefore, I need your utmost support and understanding to actualize this  dream. I also want you to understand that I do trust you and I expect you to show me the same trust and respect  in return since trust is a 2-way street. On the other hand, trust is a relationship of reliance. Trust also means being able to predict what other people will do and what situations will occur.

Trust is both an emotional and logical act. Emotionally, it is where you expose your vulnerabilities to people, but believing they will not take advantage of your openness. Logically, it is where you have assessed the probabilities of gain and loss, calculating expected utility based on hard performance data, and concluded that the person in question will behave in a predictable manner. In practice, trust is a bit of both. I trust you because I have experienced your trustworthiness by merely believing in what I have said, even when you have not seen me, and because I have faith in human nature.

Frankly speaking, I understand that anyone in your shoes will feel betrayed, but I still want you to show me your trust by giving me the benefit of doubt on this delivery arrangement. My identity and personality is verifiable, and I promise to deliver the ATM master caard to you safely without any hitch. Your ATM master caard ($10.5m) must be registered as an ambassadorial Luggage as planned to enable me pass through Customs and other airport agencies freely without any interception. Do not allow this mission to die off because of the registration fees $197 US Dollars as the said fees will enable me to arrive at your doorstep with your Package.

Kindly reconfirm your delivery address as stated below to enable me keep my records:

Your Full Names:..

Home Address:.......

Telephone Number:.....

Nearest Airport:.......

Id Card if any:..........

I hope you will understand and follow my instructions to enable me to serve you better.


Ambassador William W. Popp

an American diplomat serving as the United States ambassador to Uganda EMAIL